ever wondered how gays came about?
i shall show you the equation.
gays = Arab Jahiliah + China Chinese.
know why?
due to the over population and shortage of food, the chinese government introduced a one child per family rule to make sure the country doesn't overload.
in the eyes of the chineses people, males are very important. they are the pole of the family, the pride, the joy...females are just people that stay indoors bla bla bla...sexist right?
therefore due to the one child rule, many parents 'murder' their baby daughters in order to give way for sons which whom will continue the family's name etc etc.
the result: a lot of boys, no girls.
in history form 4, we learn about the Arab Jahiliah society. females in their society are of virtually no value. they get no inheritance whatsoever. in those days, the women were extremely embarassed to be told they gave birth to a daughter. a daughter is viewed as "menjatuhkan maruah keluarga". they bury the female babies alive with their head sticking out of the ground. a man can marry as many wives as he wants in their society, and without the child limit.
the result: boys polluting the earth, still no girls.
when there's too many boys and no girls, the boys will needs partners in life as it is in the mindset of humans to love (lazy to elaborate).
therefore without girls to mate with, they...*cough cough*..you know lar...
and especially when the Arab Jahiliah guys get drunk to prove they are true man, things get a little bit crazy.
result: gays.
mind you, the word gay here means homosexuals, not hapiness.
therefore we can confidently do a quadratic equation of gays with the roots of China Chinese and Arab Jahiliah.
*disclaimer: this was intended for humour purposes and not to insult anyone. apologies to anyone i have offended. this is not facts, but just a result of boredom in class. if you do not understand this post, go study form 4 textbooks.*